Why would uttering these jewels result in no sex? Not sure I see the connection. In fact, I think if I rolled a few of these beauties in conversation, I might actually increase my chances of getting laid.
Well, sure, Claudia--everyone wants to have sex with a beautiful hot mama like you! Flowery, antiquated language wears differently on different people. On me, people just start edging away ;-)
Operative term in the above being "were." I'm not saying I'll die a virgin. I am saying the horse jumped the fence a long time ago, and is not coming back to the barn.
Well, aren't you the hell-raking boner-killer? Though I do have to admit that I may be able to find a use for "You’d make honey of a dog’s turd." That I could see showing some promise.🤣
Why would uttering these jewels result in no sex? Not sure I see the connection. In fact, I think if I rolled a few of these beauties in conversation, I might actually increase my chances of getting laid.
Well, sure, Claudia--everyone wants to have sex with a beautiful hot mama like you! Flowery, antiquated language wears differently on different people. On me, people just start edging away ;-)
Me doth protest too much
Ok that came out wrong but you get the idea
LOLOLOL! Let's face it--people would pay good money to watch you do anything, INCLUDING speak like a theater dweeb!
What I was trying to say was right back atcha girlfriend
Pfft. It's not as though there was anyone out there blue enough to take a tumble with me anyway.
Something tells me there were more lassies willing to tumble than you have realized. Men aren't always good at picking up on the clues.
Operative term in the above being "were." I'm not saying I'll die a virgin. I am saying the horse jumped the fence a long time ago, and is not coming back to the barn.
Love this! In an improv class, we once practiced Shakespearean insults. Most fun ever!
Right? You can get totally create with them, and it IS a blast!
Well, aren't you the hell-raking boner-killer? Though I do have to admit that I may be able to find a use for "You’d make honey of a dog’s turd." That I could see showing some promise.🤣
I think you owe at least that much to the pup.
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