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Why would uttering these jewels result in no sex? Not sure I see the connection. In fact, I think if I rolled a few of these beauties in conversation, I might actually increase my chances of getting laid.

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Well, sure, Claudia--everyone wants to have sex with a beautiful hot mama like you! Flowery, antiquated language wears differently on different people. On me, people just start edging away ;-)

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Me doth protest too much

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Ok that came out wrong but you get the idea

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LOLOLOL! Let's face it--people would pay good money to watch you do anything, INCLUDING speak like a theater dweeb!

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What I was trying to say was right back atcha girlfriend

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Pfft. It's not as though there was anyone out there blue enough to take a tumble with me anyway.

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Something tells me there were more lassies willing to tumble than you have realized. Men aren't always good at picking up on the clues.

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Operative term in the above being "were." I'm not saying I'll die a virgin. I am saying the horse jumped the fence a long time ago, and is not coming back to the barn.

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Love this! In an improv class, we once practiced Shakespearean insults. Most fun ever!

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Right? You can get totally create with them, and it IS a blast!

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Well, aren't you the hell-raking boner-killer? Though I do have to admit that I may be able to find a use for "You’d make honey of a dog’s turd." That I could see showing some promise.🤣

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I think you owe at least that much to the pup.

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😝😝😝😝💩💩💩💩

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