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Jul 28, 2022Liked by Stacey Eskelin

Why would uttering these jewels result in no sex? Not sure I see the connection. In fact, I think if I rolled a few of these beauties in conversation, I might actually increase my chances of getting laid.

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Jul 28, 2022Liked by Stacey Eskelin

Pfft. It's not as though there was anyone out there blue enough to take a tumble with me anyway.

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Jul 28, 2022Liked by Stacey Eskelin

Love this! In an improv class, we once practiced Shakespearean insults. Most fun ever!

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Well, aren't you the hell-raking boner-killer? Though I do have to admit that I may be able to find a use for "You’d make honey of a dog’s turd." That I could see showing some promise.🤣

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