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Jack Cluth's avatar

"[T]he frightful but delicious horror of French fry/cell phone/ketchup holders?" OMG, now that you've seen them, doesn't it make you wonder how you survived for so long in Italy without one? This is America, the land of innovation, where things that have no business being paired with other things are indeed paired with those things. I mean, ferchrissakes, we gave the world the Flowbee- a hair dryer AND a lawn mower!!

Sure, we average two mass shootings a day, but can you have Taco Bell delivered to your door in Amelia? I think not. And we may have Republicans climbing all up in women's vaginas, but Fedex will deliver pretty much anything your heart desires overnight. Try getting that through Italian customs.

Seriously, I hope you feel better soon. I'd hate to think we're going to have to start a GoFundMe to find a priest for you. Take care of yourself, drink plenty of fluids, and remember to take plenty of sponge baths administered by fit young men with strong hands. Or John.🤗

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Lucretia Ackfield's avatar

That french fries holder...the horror, the horror!!! What a great way to encourage people to increase their consumption of fat-rich fast foods.

Hope you are feeling better soon.

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